Dads In A Fight

A little boy came running up to me and said, “Please help, my dad is in a fight.”

I followed him and came across two men fighting.

I asked him, “Which one’s your dad?”

He replied, “I don’t know, that’s what they’re fighting about.”

WiFi Girlfriend

I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it’s never fully connected with me.

And also because I caught my neighbor using it.