I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it’s never fully connected with me.
And also because I caught my neighbor using it.
Adultery Jokes
The Best Adultery Jokes and Statuses from around the Web. Why think of a Joke or Status when you can steal one from here :)
A great substitute !
Jedi Mind Tricks……..
For when you’ve met that fit bird but have run out of Rohypnol
Famil Intro
Introducing my girlfriend to my family .
ME : This is my girlfriend Diana
Diana : hi
Wife : what the fuck?
Harry And The Black Woman
They asked Prince Philip and the Queen if they were upset at all that Harry is going to marry a black woman.
They replied, “We don’t give a fuck, we’re not even related to the kid.”