Prescription

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they will throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have anycyanide!

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well now, you didn’t tell me you had a¬†prescription.

Knock At The Door

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.

He asks the lady, ‘Do you have a vagina?’

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, ‘Do you have a vagina’?

She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, ‘Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again’

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, ‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to see where he is going with it’

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. ‘Do you have a vagina’?

‘Yes’ she says.

The man replied, ‘That’s great! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’

OMG is that true

Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?

Because their husbands are never there when it happens!