A taxi driver picks up a drunk, but places him on the front passenger seat so he can keep an eye on him. After a while, the drunk falls asleep.
The taxi driver then sees a gorgeous brunette in a miniskirt, obviously in need of a taxi. It turns out she’s going to the same part of town so he gladly lets her sit in the back.
As the journey proceeds, the taxi driver glances in the mirror and realizes he can see all the way up her skirt – and she’s not wearing any knickers. He nudges the drunk awake, turns the mirror towards the passenger seat and whispers, “Oi, take a look at this!”
The drunk looks in the mirror and sighs: “Have you got a comb, mate? I look like a cunt.”