A horse walks into a bar,
The bartender says, “Hey!”
The horse replies, “Sure”.
Bar Jokes
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Oh No Just Shut Up
A vegan, a bitcoin trader and someone who didn’t vote in the 2016 American election all walk into a bar.
Who tells you about it first?
A dwarf walked into a bar.
A dwarf walked into a bar.
The bar for this joke is set pretty low.
Conspiracy Theorists
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.