What is more plastic a Lego or Kim Kardashian??
I was chatting this girl up in a club when she said,
“You remind me of someone famous who has just been in the news, ”
“Do I? Brads Pitt, Tom Cruise or somebody, ” I said.”
“No, “she replied, “Stephen Hawking.”
Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died.
I bet they can’t name even 3 of his songs.
How do you confuse Stevie Wonder?
Glue all the door knobs to a wall.