It was the first night with my blind girl -friend. When I finally put my penis in her hand she said, “No thanks, I don’t smoke.”
I went to a restaurant.
It was full; no place to sit… I took out my mobile, Placed it to my ear and said loudly- “Bro come fast, she’s here with someone else… Six couples ran away
Some relationships are like birthday’s…
Once the ‘cake’ has been eaten the party is over.
Anything you do for your girlfriend that makes other women go, “awwww” will have every man in the room thinking, “What a cunt.”