Little F

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, “Hey, honey, whaddaya say to a little fcuk?”

She looked down at him and promptly replied, “Hello, you little fcuk!”

10 dollar slut

A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced price of $10, as she didn’t have a womb.

Although intrigued, I asked how we would do it?

And she said, ‘Acwoss the woad, against those wailings…’