dad i’m so hungry i don’t have anything to eat how about nuts whats nuts dad deez nuts in you mouth
Me:Want to listen to this hot shit?
Victim: On What?
Me: wdym the minni See Deez Nutzz playa
I just bought an ABBA toilet.
What a loo!
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital.
“Welcome back. You’ve been in a coma for 8 years” says the doctor. “You ran face first into a wall.”