I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
The best way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.
The restaurant will ask you to leave before you can eat too much.
DOCTOR… “The tests came back, you’re obese”….
60 STONE GUY… “Yeah, it runs in my family”…
DOCTOR… “No one runs in your family you fat piece of shit”.
Bread is like the Sun. It rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist.