I used to be averagely endowed and had a sexy girl friend .
Then I started working out and taking steroids and testosterone. Now my cock and balls have shrunk , my girls fucked off because I’m a moody bastard , Ive lost my job, because they said I’m threatening and aggressive, my hair lines receded and my liver’s fucked .

But the guys say I look buff, and I can now lift 200 kg above my head….


At the Gym.

ME: …327…328…329…

PERSONAL TRAINER: Can you please stop counting ceiling tiles and do some exercise.