Rise and shine? At the same time?
It can only be one or the other.
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Rich men treat ladies
Rich men treat ladies the way ladies treat broke men.
things I most desire
I’ve come to the conclusion that the things I most desire in life are illegal, very expensive, fattening, bad for my health, too young for me, or married to someone else.
Go big or go home
I’m at the age where if someone says “Go big or go home,” I’m usually fine with going home.