The Creation of a Pussy

The creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,

Using a knife,he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,

He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

Wheels Of The Bus

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long.

A cheerful way of telling your passengers that the brakes aren’t working.

Naughty Girl

Here’s to the girl in the little red shoes …
She likes her nookie, she likes her booze …
She lost her cherry but that’s no sin, …
She still has the box that the cherry came in!

Sat on a Rock

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock.
Little Bo Peep was sucking his cock.
As soon as he came she started to weep.She could tell by the taste he was shagging her sheep.