Four gay guys are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly, a wad of jizz comes floating to the surface, so one of the guys points at the others and says “okay, who farted?”!
My friends boast about their 16″ rims…
… But that’s because they are all in the slam.
What do you feed a gay horse?
My lesbian neighbours are celebrating one year of marriage today.
I’ve sent them a ‘Happy Fannyversary’ card.