emotional distress

The misuse of users’ Facebook data has caused Mark Zuckerberg significant emotional distress.

He asks that you respect his privacy during this challenging time.

Bing Bang

Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it “Bang”

I mean, think about it.. “I BANGED Emma Watson last night.”

Porn of The Phone

I definitely watch too much porn on my phone, even autocorrect is on to me.

I go to put a single kiss at the end of a text and it suggests ‘xhamster’.