Little Johnny went to his first rodeo with his mom and dad…
Dad went off to buy a beer, and little Johnny happened to spy the bull’s cock flopping around beneath his belly.
“Mommy, mommy! What’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly!?” Johnny asks, pointing.
Embarrassed, his mom looks away and mutters, “Oh, don’t worry about that, Johnny. That’s nothing.”
Dad comes back and mom goes off to use the washroom.
Once mommy is gone, Little Johnny asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly?”
“That’s the bull’s cock, son,” his dad answers. “He uses it to mount and fuck a cow.”
“But mommy said it was nothing!” Johnny replied.
Dad leans back with his hand behind his head and takes a sip of his beer. “Son… I’ve spoiled that woman…”