Spoilt

Little Johnny went to his first rodeo with his mom and dad…

Dad went off to buy a beer, and little Johnny happened to spy the bull’s cock flopping around beneath his belly.

“Mommy, mommy! What’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly!?” Johnny asks, pointing.

Embarrassed, his mom looks away and mutters, “Oh, don’t worry about that, Johnny. That’s nothing.”

Dad comes back and mom goes off to use the washroom.

Once mommy is gone, Little Johnny asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing beneath the bull’s belly?”

“That’s the bull’s cock, son,” his dad answers. “He uses it to mount and fuck a cow.”
“But mommy said it was nothing!” Johnny replied.

Dad leans back with his hand behind his head and takes a sip of his beer. “Son… I’ve spoiled that woman…”

The Duck

Little Johnny’s teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.

Little Johnny says, “De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail.”

10 Times

The English teacher says to little Johnny- I told you to write this sentence 10 times to improve your handwriting but you’ve only written it 9 times.

Little Johnny replies, yea I’m shit at arithmetic as well