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Marriage Jokes
The Best Collection of Marriage Jokes. 1000’s of them to entertain your friends with.
Letting Yourself Go
I was looking at my wife: no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.
“You are a mess and I’m disgusted with you,” I said. “I’m still the woman you love and married,” she said. “Sometimes we all let ourselves go a bit.”
“We’re on our fucking honeymoon,” I replied!
You never really know a woman
You never really know a woman, until she takes you to court.
Having Sex Today
I thought about having sex today and then I remembered that I’m married.