Office Jokes

An employee receives the employee of the month award, but as he takes the award, his face saddens.

His boss says “Why so sad? Your production is up 200%!”

Employee “My favorite joke website changed, so work was all I had left to do!”

My boss told me I intimidate my coworkers

So I just stared at him until he apologized.

Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself.

Me: I’d rather not… I kinda want this job.

My boss touched me inappropriately at work today.

But it’s okay, i’m self-employed.