Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.??
The new film documenting the life of a man with erectile dysfunction is predicted to be a certain flop.
My mate lives in an area so posh the people with Tourette’s run round the streets shouting, “Fornicate! Fornicate!”
My mate asked me to stop singing “I’m a believer”, I was sure she was joking…..but then I saw her face.