Security Alarms

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

Plumber And the Doctor

A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor’s house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: “Even i, don’t make so much money in such a short period and i’m a doctor”.

And the plumber goes: “I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself”

Door Salesman

Toughest job I ever had was as a door to door salesman, selling doors.

Every time I knocked, I thought, “Fuck it, they’ve already got one.”