Father

Why are catholic priests called father?

Because “daddy” would be too suspicious.

Not You Again!

An Old Man is thrown out of a bar … A young man who was walking down the street says “Hey Old-Timer, what happened in there?”

The old man looks at him and says “Well son, I am Jesus Christ.”

“Jesus Christ?”, the young man replied skeptically.

“Yes my son, follow me”, the old man said as he walked into the bar.

As he enters, the bartender turns around and says “Jesus Christ! not you again!”