Veganism is like Communism
They are both fine, unless you like food.
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Veganism is like Communism
They are both fine, unless you like food.
A boob, vagina and asshole are having a debate on who is the greatest among all of them. Boob: I produce milk; Vagina: I produce babies;
Why are you still reading? It is your turn to speak.
I went to a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter asked, “How was your meal, sir?”
“It was very nice. My compliments to the gardener.”
“Dad, I’m sorry I forgot to get you something for Father’s Day.”
“That’s okay son” he said, “I forget things all the time too.”
“Like what?” i asked
“Like the time I forgot to wear a condom and ended up with an ungrateful little bastard like you in my life.”