Travelling Photon

A photon is going through airport security.

The TSA agent asks if it has any luggage.

The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

Hide And Seek

Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek..

Einstein is counting down while Newton and Pascal are trying to hide.

Pascal jumps into the bushes and Newton walks a few steps, picks up a stick, draws a square on the ground and just stands there.

Einstein turns around and instantly spots Newton.

Found you Newton, you lose!

Now wait a minute good sir, can’t you see what I drew below me? I am a Newton on a square meter so technically you found Pascal.