chick’s Tinder profile

Every third chick’s Tinder profile specifies a height, beneath which she’s not interested.

My Tinder profile specifies a weight, ABOVE which I’M not interested.

Weight can be changed.

Height cannot.

And yet, somehow, I’m the arsehole?

Or is that not how equality works?

the age of puberty

It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys.

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen…

…boys develop them around the age of forty.