Kid: “Mom, am I ugly?”
Mom: “I told you not to call me mom in public.”
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Kid: “Mom, am I ugly?”
Mom: “I told you not to call me mom in public.”
Last night I raped a big fat ugly bird in the park.
After I’d finished with her she said, “I’m telling the police you raped me twice.”
I said, “I only raped you once.”
She said, “Aren’t you going to do it again?”
We were on a plane and the chap sat next to me started to be violently sick so I reached for a bag.
“Thank you so much, ” he said as I put it over my wife’s head.
You know that you’re really ugly when you put your new iPhoneX in your back pocket and the facial recognition unlocks your phone.