Whats The Difference

What’s the difference between a computer and an American?

An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.

What’s the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra?

A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.

What’s the difference between Kim jong un and dominoes ?

Dominoes can deliver a crispy Hawaiian in less than 30 minutes.

What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver.

One goes WHACK “FUCK”

And the other goes “FUCK” WHACK