What’s The Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
A bull smiles when you milk it.

What’s the difference between a lady in church and a lady in the bath tub?
One has hope in his soul,the other has soap in her hole

What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.

What’s the difference between a Man and a Squirrel.
A squirrel puts his nuts on a rock and then cracks them.
A man puts his nuts in a crack & then rocks them.

What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.

What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle,

What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
A: Snowballs.

What’s the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A bandleader fcuks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

What’s the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball

What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!

What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle?
If a rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

What’s the difference between a girl’s track team and a band of Pygmies?
One is a cunning bunch of sweaty runts…

What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside

What’s the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
One mucks around the fountains

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
It’s really easy to unscrew a light bulb.

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

What’s the difference between Microsoft and Apple?
One’s a fruit, the other is a software company.