Wordplay / Puns

We had a test at medical school, on premature ejaculation.

I came 1st .

I got an e-mail advertising guaranteed penis enlargement for £1.99. I clicked the link, entered my details and the bastards stole my identity and cleaned out my bank account.
Still, it sort of worked. I feel a massive prick now.

I’ve started visiting orgies dressed as a Ninja-Turtle!

I’m really coming out of my shell these days!

I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon.

I suppose That’s what happens when you cut corners.