I once tried to make a square but I ended up with an octagon.
I suppose That’s what happens when you cut corners.
Wordplay / Puns
unit of power
“You’re a unit of power, Harry.”
Harry: “I’m a watt?”
Australians don’t have sex
Australians don’t have sex…
Australians mate.
Golf Gun
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed” asked one detective. “With a golf gun.” Replied the second detective.
“A golf gun? What’s a golf gun?”
“I don’t know, but it sure made a hole in Juan”