Funny Sayings

  1. Nothing says “My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse” quite like a joint Facebook account.
  2. Women: When it comes to doggie style…men are behind you 100%
  3. Here’s to tits! …Cause No one ever said “I want to cum on her nice personality”
  4. Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F  word we thank God for every week.
  5. Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you  the whole time.
  6. Every day can be Friday if you’re really irresponsible.
  7. My boss just informed me that “It’s FRIDAY” is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am.
  8. Why are you all so excited it’s Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
  9. Friday! There you are, you sexy son of a btich! We’ve been lookin for you since Monday!
  10. Friday. My second favorite F word.
  11. Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week….
  12. Friday, is that you???????
  13. If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
  14. It’s Friday! I’m as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
  15. Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday…
  16. TGIF – Tongue goes in First
  17. Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
  18. Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your  captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
  19. Love the F word… Friday! What were you thinking?
  20. Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday!