As heard on the street

  • Six time hot dog eating champion, Takeru Kobayashi, was arrested after this year’s contest and charged with trespassing…..Believe me, you don’t want to be known in jail as a hot dog eating champion.
  • According to a new survey by “Self” magazine, 50 percent of single women have sex 3 to 5 times a week. Ever wonder who these women are having sex with? Well, it is called “Self” magazine…
  • Scientists think Neanderthals lived fast and died young. So don’t expect to see a third season of “Jersey Shore.”
  • Bill Clinton has a cameo in the new “Hangover 2? movie. When asked why Clinton was in the movie, the producer said, “There are some things even Mike Tyson won’t do.”
  • Facebook is now combining e-mail, instant messaging and text messaging…To create a world where nothing gets done at the workplace ever again.
  • There’s an iPhone app to let you pee on the phone to test for STD.It’s being called the best app ever … to load onto somebody else’s phone.
  • A woman in Illinois was arrested for hitting a police officer with a sex toy. There’s a good chance she’ll get off…
  • A black couple in England has given birth to a white baby with blue eyes. The father says it is “simply unexplainable.” This kind of thing happens more often than you would think, according to the couple’s white friend.
  • A report indicates Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can’t hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed.

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