10 Minutes

Paddy and Murphy are on holiday and are running out of money when they see a sign that reads “Spend 10 minutes in a room with a million flies and earn £200”.

So Murphy goes in first and spends 1 minute in the room before running out yelling “Fuck that, I can’t breathe, them fuckin flies are in my mouth!” …”You’ll never do it.

Paddy”…Paddy says”No sweat, Murph, get me in there”..So Paddy goes in and spends the full 10 minutes in the room then comes out…

Murphy says”Fuckin hell Paddy!! How the fuck did ya do that?”…

Paddy says “Easy Murph, I done a shit in one corner and sat in the other!”.