Urinate

Little Johnny, a 5th grader needed to take a piss… …

Johnny says to his teacher, “Ms. Hill can I go take a p!ss?” …

Ms. Hill says, “Johnny, that’s not appropriate language for a 5th grader. The proper word to use is ‘urinate.’ Now, before you go to the bathroom… use it in a sentence.” …

Little Johnny replied, “Urinate, but you’d be a 10 if you had bigger tits.”