I Racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke. … … Alas, all of the good jokes argon.
Impress your co-workers with your new-found Buzzword Vocabulary. … Read computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and gain a little understanding of new products and software releases. … Then start using phrases and cliches like “paradigm shift,” “diversity,” “empowerment,” “At the end of the day,” “Bandwidth,” “Cloud Computing,” “Client-Centric,” “Organic growth,” “Holistic approach,” … Read more…
What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large
A heavily muscled skinhead just saw me chatting up his girlfriend and has now told me to go outside so we can have words. I can’t believe my luck- words definitely aren’t his strong point.
What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? … … Thrown out of the petting zoo.