In the third year of Marriage

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Heat of the moment

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I was walking past my next door neighbours when I noticed her house was on fire, so I stripped naked ran in there and tried kissing her.
I don’t know what I was thinking, it was all in the heat of the moment.

You’re fine, how am I

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Two gypsy fortune-tellers meet on the street: “You’re fine, how am I?”

I’m like a Magician with women

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I’m like a Magician with women.
I pick a girl at random off the street, saw her in half, and then make her disappear….

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