Two 19 year old girls are getting slagged off in the news for winning a fancy dress competition dressed as the ‘Twin Towers’, I don’t know what the problem is, I went as a fireman and they both went down on me.
Whilst having sex with the wife last night, she told me to kiss her “somewhere dirty”So I took her to liverpool..
The Feminist movement maintains that “All Men are Pigs” and that “Women are Equal to Men”
My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap.
Breakfast – – – The Most Important Cigarette of the day
Jose Mourinho has given himself a new Nickname in his latest press conference. The Temporary One.
Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was “How you getting on?”
My wife and I are into S & M. She sleeps I masturbate.
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they’re walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers. The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink. The women says, … Read more…
A piece of gold walks into a bar. The Barman says “Au, get out of here”