Sex Education Class

My teenage daughter came home in a rage…. ‘I’ve just started sεx education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sεx before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’ … I put down my newspaper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’

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By in School / College Jokes 4 days ago

Only $1

A man was selling his TV on his front porch with a sign that says “$1”. A bloke walks by and asks ‘You’re selling your TV for a dollar?’ ‘yup’ ‘It looks brand new!’ ‘It is.’ ‘What’s wrong with it?’ ‘Oh the volume is turned all the way up and you can’t change that’ ‘So … Read more…

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By in Wordplay/Puns Jokes 4 days ago

Ear Hair

Whether it’s evolution or God’s design,… It’s evident that men grow ear hair to drown out the nagging.

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By in Marriage Jokes 4 days ago

Are You Cheating On Me

I said, “I’m working late tonight so I won’t be home until about midnight” My wife said, “That’s the fifth time this week. Are you cheating on me?” I said, “Er .. no .. why would you think that?” She said, “Because you’re a fucking milkman”

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By in Adultery Jokes 4 days ago

Strike when the Iron’s Hot

My wife says ‘Strike when the iron’s hot’ I tell her ‘Iron when the iron’s hot’

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By in Sexist Jokes , 4 days ago