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Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.

Mary had a bmx
The seat was back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her c*nt

Who is Jack Schitt

 

He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth.

Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt Married the Happens brothers.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dog Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.

Bull Schitt just married a spicey number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

Now you know… Jack Schitt