Why is it old people say ‘there’s no place like home’, yet when you put them in one…..
I’ve just bought the new Beach Boys mobile phone.
The ringtones are shit but it has good vibrations.
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:
I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toyboy. You being an accountant will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.
I just ended a long-term relationship today.
I’m not too bothered, it wasn’t mine.