Letter Scramble ~ Fun!

DORMITORY: …
When you rearrange the letters: …
DIRTY ROOM…

PRESBYTERIAN: …
When you rearrange the letters: …
BEST IN PRAYER …

ASTRONOMER: …
When you rearrange the letters: …
MOON STARER …

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: …
A ROPE ENDS IT …

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Robot Wars

My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously – he’s dead now.

Drop The Bomb

Whenever I dump a Japanese girl, they act like everything is fine.

It’s like I have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.