Unwanted Guests.

My farmer friend has developed a special hybrid seed that grows dildoes.

He planted a two-acre plot four months ago, but he’s run into trouble. The field is overrun with squatters.

Up North

Norman and his wife live up north. One winter morning, while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through.” Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through.” Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park………..” , just then the electric power goes out.

Norman’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, ” I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plough can get through?”

With the love and understanding in his voice, Norman says,
“Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”