Ariana Grande Concert

My heart goes out to everyone at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester last night.

Can’t imagine what they must have been through. To top it all off, they had to deal with an explosion.

Pikey Wedding

After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently, the best man ended up in court. In front of the judge, he was trying to explain the traditions of a ‘romany’ wedding:
Pikey Best Man: “Well, it was like this, your honour: as it is a custom for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I was, nice and close like, the groom comes over and kicks the bride in the cunt as hard as he could.”
Judge: “Gosh, that must have hurt.”
Pikey Best Man: “Hurt? You’re not kidding me – he broke three of me fucking fingers.”