PRISON OFFICER: OK, Sutcliffe, dinners finished.
What do you want for dessert? Ice Cream? Jelly?
SUTCLIFFE: No – But I could murder a tart

Great Train Robbery

Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He’s got to £125,000 with all his lifelines.
Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it:
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O’Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood
Take your time
Paddy: I’ll take the money Chris
Chris: Are you sure, you’ve still got 3 lifelines
Paddy: I’m sure Chris,I’ll take the money
Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I’m sure you’d like to know the answer.
Paddy: I know the answer Chris.
Chris: You know the answer? You’ve just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental?
Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I’m no feckin grass.