Service Charges

A young farm-girl answers the door and sees an older neighbour standing there.

“My Dad ain’t home,” the young girl says, “but I know what you want and I am sure I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my Dad charges four hundred bucks for his best bull.”

“That’s not I want,” growled the neighbour

“We also have a young bull who is just starting out. My Dad charges three hundred bucks for him,” she replies.

“That’s not I want either,” growls the neighbour.

“Well then, we have an old bull out in the pasture. He can still do the job. My Dad charges only one hundred bucks for him.” she informs him.

“That’s not what I want at all. I came here to see your Dad about your brother. Your brother made my daughter pregnant,” the neighbour hisses.

“Oh. I guess you’ll have to see my Dad about that then, because I don’t know what he charges for him.”

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