The parish priest needs his house painted, so he offers the job to one of his altar boys.
The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house; he’s sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished.
The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5.
The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, “Thanks very much, Father. You’re a virgin.”
The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark.
The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house; it’s a really hot day, and he just manages to finish the job without collapsing.
The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another $5 bill.
Once again the lad looks at the money and says, “Thanks very much, Father. You really are a virgin.”
At this stage the priest decides to take action. “Tommy,” he says, “that’s twice you’ve called me a virgin.
Do you have any idea what the word means?”
“Yes,” says the kid, “a tight cunt.”