The Cat And The Pig

A pig and a cat were walking down a dirt path. The pig was very stupid, so the cat had to explain everything to him. When the cat was talking to the pig about something, he accidentally fell down a deep pit. He asked the pig to go back to their house and grab a rope.

The pig soon returned with a sturdy rope.

‘Throw it down!’

So the pig threw the whole rope down the pit.

‘You idiot! You were supposed to grab hold of one end!’

The pig, after thinking a while, jumped down the pit and grabbed hold of the rope.