I’d hate to be a dragon.
I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
Birthday
Make a Wish
It was my son’s birthday yesterday.
I said to him last night, “Blow out the candles and make a wish.”
He said, “I wish you got me a cake.”
Happy Birthday Stranger
Facebook, making people who would’nt talk in the street wish each other Happy Birthday since 2004.
World’s Greatest Dad
I tried to buy my dad a World’s Greatest Dad mug for his birthday today.
The cashier told me that I was too late. Somebody else’s dad already is.