In Forever

A blind man walks into a bar.

The bartender says “Oh hey! I haven’t seen you in forever!” The blind man says “same”

Blind Passenger

“Mayday! Mayday! I’m a blind passenger in a small aircraft. The pilot is dead and the plane is flying upside down.”

Air Traffic Control: “If you’re blind, how do you know you’re flying upside down?”

“The shit is running down my back!”