Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.
She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.
Blowjob
Honest Men
I went on a blind date last night.
“What qualities do you like in a bloke then?” I asked.
“I like men who are honest.” she replied, “What about you?”
I said, “I like women who can give good blow jobs.”
Suck My Toes
I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she just wanted to kiss my lips.
After much negotiation I persuaded her to meet me half way.
Date Rape Drugs
Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.