My wife is in hospital after being beaten up for using the ‘N’ word.
Next time I ask for a beer from the fridge, she had better use the ‘Y’ word.
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My wife is in hospital after being beaten up for using the ‘N’ word.
Next time I ask for a beer from the fridge, she had better use the ‘Y’ word.
I shouted to the barmaid, “Two pints of lager please.”
She said, “I’m not deaf.”
I said, “Sorry, I noticed your wedding ring and the black eye. I presumed you had a problem listening.”
As we’ve got older, my wife and I have both lost a few teeth.
I didn’t brush mine very often.
She nagged me about it.
I was sick of my wife teasing me about my color blindness and resorted to violence.
I beat her dark grey and grey.