Domestic Violence

My wife is in hospital after being beaten up for using the ‘N’ word.

Next time I ask for a beer from the fridge, she had better use the ‘Y’ word.

I shouted to the barmaid, “Two pints of lager please.”

She said, “I’m not deaf.”

I said, “Sorry, I noticed your wedding ring and the black eye. I presumed you had a problem listening.”

I was sick of my wife teasing me about my color blindness and resorted to violence.

I beat her dark grey and grey.