Cocaine…… Because its cheaper than sniffing petrol
I was just reading that, in the UK, for every quid a bloke makes, a woman gets 70p.
And I’m thinking, “That’s a bit fucking unfair, blokes are just left with 30p …”
How to rescue the economy:
Dear President Obama,
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;
pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.
All this and it’s still cheaper than the “bailout”.
Florida seagulls are really boosting the local economy. Today two gulls flew into a Ford dealership and put a substantial amount down on a shiny new SUV.