Chesese And Tomato

Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino’s holding a cheese and tomato pizza.

“I haven’t ordered any pizzas,” I said. “This must be a mistake.”

“I know,” he replied. “Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch.”

Copy And Paste This

If you’re sick and tired of every Asshole on Facebook asking you to copy and paste stuff as your status, please copy and paste this as your status.

Popular Girls

Just a quick message to all the women out there…Having over a thousand friends on Facebook and 85% of them are men doesn’t mean you are popular….it means your vagina is.