The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money
Me and the girlfriend went out for lunch today. Money is a bit tight so after the meal she said, “Let’s go Dutch.”
I said, “Fuck that, let’s go Greek!” and we both legged it.
Cocaine…… Because its cheaper than sniffing petrol
I was just reading that, in the UK, for every quid a bloke makes, a woman gets 70p.
And I’m thinking, “That’s a bit fucking unfair, blokes are just left with 30p …”