My old dad used to say ” always, always be up front with everyone!”
Great man, shit goalkeeper!
Football
Back of The Net
When a goal is scored in football, commentators say, “The ball’s hit the back of the net.”
Technically, the ball’s hit the front of the net.
Alex Ferguson’s Autobiography
I bought Alex Ferguson’s autobiography.
I thought I’d got to the end but six more pages appeared.
Womens FootBall Referee
I refereed a women’s football match yesterday. It was brilliant.
I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she’d done wrong.