Back of The Net

When a goal is scored in football, commentators say, “The ball’s hit the back of the net.”

Technically, the ball’s hit the front of the net.

Womens FootBall Referee

I refereed a women’s football match yesterday. It was brilliant.

I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she’d done wrong.