People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought our family closer…
We now live in a one bedroom unit.
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People say gambling ruins lives, but it brought our family closer…
We now live in a one bedroom unit.
I phoned my wife today and said, “Pack a bag dear, I’ve booked us into a hotel for a few nights.”
“Ooh, why’s that?” she asked.
I said, “Well I’ve been playing poker all day, haven’t I!”
“Really?” she asked again in excitement, “How much have you won?”
“Nothing,” I replied. “I’ve lost the house.”
I was just about to place my chips on the roulette table at the casino when the African man standing next to me gave me a nudge and said, “Black, 33.”
I shook his hand and said, “White, 28.”
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
“Where the fuck have you been?” screamed my wife.
I said, “I’ve been playing poker with some blokes.”
“Playing poker with some blokes?” she repeated. “Well, you can pack your bags and go!”
“So can you” I said, “This isn’t our house anymore.”