Gamble The Wife Away

Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found his wife Sandra in the arms of another man.

He started to yell at the interloper, “What right have you got to be in my bed with my wife?”

The man answered calmly, “You may as well know that I am in love with Sandra and I would like to marry her. I understand you’re a gambler. Why don’t you be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I’ll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her…. Okay?”

“Okay,” replied Michael, “but just to make it a little more interesting, why don’t we play for a dollar a point?”

Last Of My Money

I was in the casino with the last of my money.

I needed to win so I went to roulette and placed all that I had on red.

Unfortunately black got up….. with a gun…. saying this was a robbery.