Thru The Keyhole

A little boy was looking through the keyhole of his sister’s room…

Mom says with a smile, “why are you concerned with what your sister is doing in there?” Boy replies, “I am not concerned with her, I am wondering what dad is doing.”

Time Machine Experiment

I was telling Dave how my time machine experiment went drastically wrong when I went back in time & ended up inadvertently having sex with my own mother. “Oh shit, so you could be your own father then?” he asked

“Well not really, I only went back two days”

Sorry Mum

It’s just the worst thing ever when you shout the wrong name during sex.

I accidentally shouted out my sister’s name last week…

My mum was not happy!